on Craigslist for Jerusalem. This one is beyond hilarious:
No Agent Fees To Pay Available Now 2/32/2) Special Luxury And Unusual Studio Apartments Even the phone number is unusual (02)5000-007
Is it 5000 James Bond 007 ?
Is it your wages 5 millon and seven?
Located --Behind the Prima Palace Hotel(former Central Hotel) TOP (8TH) FLOOR Building work on all eight studio apartments now completed.
NOW at $300 per week OR much lower at $600 per month plus expenses of $100/$150 dollars per month for a lease of six months or longer. Apartments includes Cable TV, Fast speed internet connection, private bathroom with enclosed wet and dry sauna with lights and music and kitchen with a fridge and micro-wave. The second room is located behind a moving bookcase door in case you are visited by in-laws or outlaws.
The main difference between in-laws and outlaws is that OUTLAWS are always Wanted. The bathroom Has a shower for two people or a very fat person with two seats and having two saunas one dry and one wet including light and music. Second Studio has same except also a jacuzzi There is also a private parking place. (2/32/2)
Location: centre of Jerusalem
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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