tequila.

KT: "...I love Jeff Tweedy. He's so freaking hot, Namaste. Yeah, I'm going to marry a musician..."

Namaste: "...I think it's because you're way more into sexually androgenous men than I am."

KT: "You think Jeff Tweedy is sexually androgenous?!!!??? Are you kidding???!!"

Namaste: "Well, no, I think he's straight, and talented...but he's not "my" kind of straight. He's so conflicted and greasy and stuff..."

KT: "But have you seen him in concert? Can I tell you, when he tells the crowd to "Shut the F-ck Up because he's going to "Electrify their World"...and he does...electrify them...that's fu--ing better than sex...

Namaste: "Umm..."

KT: "...I mean...

...better than the sex I was having at the time...not maybe you....

..I mean...

Well, that's neither here or there...

...because at least I'm done with that now...and I need some permanent reminders on my refridgerator of why I'm done with that man...

...and why I need to move..."

Namaste: (giggle.) "Um, can I blog about this?"

KT: "Oh, the SHINS are on! I LOVE the Shins!!! How cute is that man?..."

Namaste: ",,,"

KT: (does air guitar)

Namaste: "Is tequila spelled with two L's or one?"

KT: "Dude, do you see that chic? That's the chic from Viva Voce!!!" (More air guitar.)